Are You a Bad Teacher?

I once had a student who was on crack.  It was a nightmare.  Before he’d spun out into addiction, Jorge had been one of the most talented students I’d ever had in my Drama class, with the inspired, all-out brilliance and timing of a comedic pro.  But crack turned him nasty and out of control.  He’d bounce into my class hopped up, sweaty, eyes glinting with rage; we, his teachers, sent each other frantic emails about him.  We did an intervention.  We called in his weeping, desperate mother, who begged him to get help.  Nothing worked.  Jorge, a kid who’d once loved my class so much that on facebook during winter break he’d counted down the days till Drama class, now stared me down every day with simmering, unsettling animosity.  He took to harassing other students and one day, after calling me a bitch, he lobbed the n-bomb at one of the girls

I lost it.  I actually only dimly recall what happened next.  I’m sure I didn’t actually drag him by the collar into the hall, but that’s what I remember.  All I know for sure is that a friend of mine who taught several doors down said that she could hear me yelling at him even with her door shut.  When finished, I was shaking.  He wouldn’t make eye contact and walked out of school, disappearing for the rest of the day.

All I could think was: I am a terrible teacher.  I was ashamed of my loss of control.  Even the next day, when I had had a chance to calm down and try to have a more rational conversation with Jorge, I couldn’t reach him.  To be fair, none of us could.  He bombed his classes and did not graduate on time.

The incident with Jorge was the most extreme I ever had, but for all the five years I taught, I was dogged by the worry that I was a bad teacher.  Despite everything the books tell you, teaching is above all a deeply messy human endeavor; for all the exhilarating highs, there are terrible days when you feel like a profound failure, and those are the days when you long for a reality check.  Am I really a bad teacher?  How would I know? 

I know, I know: teacher evaluation rubrics are supposed to alleviate this worry, but if like me you don’t believe that the rubric measures what you’re doing, they’re no comfort and can actually be crazy-making when you score low on something you don’t even value, like the robotic re-iteration of a three-part objective, which would send me into a tailspin of that’s insane! and then no, what if I’m insane? and then a dystopic the whole world has gone insane and I’m completely alone because nothing has any meaning any more! a conviction that rarely leads to good teaching.

Now, with the benefit of time, sleep and the chance to observe many, many teachers across Los Angeles, though the vast majority of teachers I’ve observed are excellent, every so often schools will allow me to go from class to class, and occasionally I’ll find myself in the classroom of a truly bad teacher.  And let me clear one thing up right away: bad teachers are extremely rare, but if you’re in the presence of a truly bad teacher, as opposed to a good teacher on a bad day, you will have no doubt about what you are witnessing.

So in case you’re like me, wracked with doubt about whether you’re a bad teacher, I’ve identified five key tendencies that I’ve observed in the classrooms of truly bad teachers.  Take this short quiz and at the end I will tell you if you’re a bad teacher.

1.  Do you dislike children?  I don’t mean that you love every single one of your students every day.  I mean, do children in the age group you’re teaching generally fail to delight you in any way?   The number one quality I’ve observed in bad teachers is that they do not seem to like children very much.  In high schools, this means they do not seem to find teenagers charming, funny or interesting—ever.

2. Do you find your subject matter dull?  If asked “why are you teaching this?” will you respond “because it will be on the test”?   Do your eyes glaze over at the thought of your subject area?  Every teacher has dud lessons from time to time (believe me) but what I sense in the classrooms of bad teachers is that they have no interest in their entire subject.

3.  Do you know what you’re talking about?  I recently sat in on the class of a teacher who was teaching students incorrect grammar.  Actually teaching it—she’d put an incorrect rule on a slide and then was forcing her students to rewrite sentences in order to conform to this incorrect rule.  It was especially upsetting because several students were shyly raising their hands and going “Miss…are you sure?  That sounds wrong.”

4.  Do you ignore a large subset of your students most of the time?  The truly bad teachers I’ve observed tend to engage only with a small number of very compliant, eager students, ignoring the rest except to reprimand troublemakers.

5. Are you totally disengaged?  I don’t mean those bad days when you want to flush your head—or someone’s head—in the toilet, or even those days that you’re so burned out you can hardly keep going.  I mean have you checked out emotionally as an operating philosophy, day in and day out?  A central quality in truly bad teachers is that they seem to have stopped caring; this lack of engagement is reflected not only in their interactions with students (or lack thereof) but in their seemingly random choice of lesson topics.

So are you a bad teacher?  No.  How do I know?  Because if you’ve read this far, you care.  You may not be great (yet).  The inspirational movie of your life may be set several years hence.   It may be that you have a tremendous amount still to learn.  But you’re not a bad teacher.  Because the overriding quality of truly bad teachers, as Azucena Gonzales observed, is that they have given up.  And you haven’t.

Why does this matter?  It matters because as a country we seem to be convinced that our classrooms are infested with bad teachers who must be driven out, and this conviction seems to be the driving force behind most of our supposed “accountability” measures, which are designed like self-guided missiles dropped down to locate and destroy bad teachers first, before installing good teachers.  I agree that there are some bad teachers and that they should be coached or, if necessary, fired.

But I also think this preoccupation with bad teachers in the absence of the more urgent strategy for attracting and retaining good teachers is deeply unfair to students and in fact, unequally distributed, because it falls much harder on teachers in low-income communities who teach in far more challenging conditions and therefore are much less likely to see visible signs of success on a predictable basis.  I think it demoralizes all of us who are in the classroom to feel that we are continually suspected of being “bad,” and that it is this badness, our inadequacy, that is at the heart of the economic inequality in this country.

So what’s the solution?  Roxanna Elden, author of the highly entertaining and instructive book See Me After Class, has some terrific and innovative ideas; I’ll post about them next week.

For now, let me tell you how Jorge’s story ended.  He did not graduate but made up his classes in summer school.  To everyone’s astonishment, he went to a four-year college.  We all lost touch with him for a long time, then last year, when I was chaperoning prom, I saw a young man waving to me: clean-cut, in a pressed tux, sipping a fruit juice.  It was Jorge, escorting his younger cousin, beaming.  He told me that he’d been sober for two years now.  All those years ago, the teachers had been right, he said, and as part of his 12-step program, he apologized for everything he’d put us through.

Over and over I tell the same story, right?  But the truth is, you never know the effect you’re having on someone.   If you care, you’re not a bad teacher–which doesn’t mean there’s nothing more to learn.  As the Dalai Lama is said to have observed, “You’re perfect.  And you could use a little improvement.”

By the way, Jorge will graduate from college this spring.

He plans to be an actor.

Aaaaaggggghh……

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12 thoughts on “Are You a Bad Teacher?”

  1. I came to this after a rather bad day.. Nothing went dramatically wrong. Just a feeling that class could have been better. Thanks for writing this.. Gave me hope.

  2. Thank you so much. I feel like a bad teacher so frequently even though I am trying to do my best. So much of this rang true for me, especially about evaluations. I’ll come back to this when I’m having an off day and I’m adding it to my blog about teaching drama.

  3. I too feel that I’m failing my students… 😦 I think I qualify for a lot of those “bad teacher qualities”, I am a TA at a university level and there are just so MANY students that it makes them dis-likable. I don’t always choose what I have to teach and assist several professors on different classes which means I have to comply with absurd content and arbitrary rules. I just want them to understand what I say and be even remotely interested. I feel burned out, I want to cry, I want to give up and I feel crappy for doing so because I thought I liked teaching and I want to be a good teacher and make a difference in my student’s scholarly life. The truth is, I just suck at it and I don’t think I can get better.

  4. Please write a book already! After having read only a small number of your blog posts it is clear that you are acutely aware of the true challenges plaguing higher education which need to be shared with the politicians, administrators, and most importantly, the general public. Please do the profession a favor and write a book, a call to arms for improving the broken educational system in this country before more good teachers give up the profession out of frustrated desperation.

  5. Thank you, your words helped me more than you will ever know. I’ve been teaching for over 14 years, and with all of the changes in education and high stakes testing, I feel like I’m failing my students. I struggle daily trying to overcome the issues and deficiencies my students have as they enter the classroom, while the state piles on more and more expectations.

  6. I teared up a bit by the end. Thank you – I needed that. I’m in my second year of teaching and some days I just feel hopeless. I feel like my lessons are never interesting enough. It becomes frustrating. I love my subjects, I care about my kids (they drive me crazy and last year I sobbed in my car when they graduated), but sometimes I struggle to engage them and beat myself up, dragging myself further into burnout.

  7. There are very few “‘bad” teachers and in fact, Jorge was responsible for what happened to him. As teachers, we need to realize that students see us about 1 hour a day. The world does not revolve around us and we need to keep this in perspective. We cannot “‘save kids. They can only save themselves. After 14 years in teaching the factors in order of importance for why kids succeed in school are 1) ability to control themselves 2) parents and home life. 3) how a school is run 4) teachers. The fact that Jorge overcame his addiction was due to him, not some miracle teachers. The sun does not rise and set on teachers. We are important, but we are just one factor in a child’s life.

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